Monday gets its own post

still catching up-Monday of this past week

Monday began with a whole lot of sitting around because the guy running the line called in so they were scrambling to find someone to run it so they sent us down to what is called the re-work room. This delightful little space is a giant empty room with an industrial sink and some palettes where they put the products that get messed up and need to be reboxed/remelted/just fixed because the ingredients or machine fucked it up and people get sent there to do it when they have nothing else to do aka us. So we walk into the rework room and our job is thus, there are 100 boxes full of packets of dairy queen's hot fudge that need to be opened and squeezed into barrels and then the boxes crushed. Super fun.

This went on for an hour in which I heard Jason actually speak and found him to be just as dull as I had already stereotyped him to be, really just further proving that being judgmental isn't always so wrong. Here is how the conversation went that revealed his blandness:

andrew "so jason when does your radio show start?" (sidenote: yes the silent and sweaty boy is a disc-jockey. shocking and a waste of a radio spot)

jason "the first week of school"

andrew "do you talk about sports or like what do you talk about?"

jason "no they do the sports on the sports show before me and i try to talk as little possible"

*me trying to stifle my laughter and hide behind andrew so jason won't see me-i mean i don't want to hurt his feelings and andrew looking at me trying to hide his laughter*

they go on to talk about the sports at their schools and were talking about stupid football players and

then I said "yeah bros are the worst"

jason who hadn't heard me said "what are the worst?"

me "bros, you know *insert stupid man voice* 'dude i went to a kegger last night and it was awesome'"

*both andrew and jason look at me in utter confusion and frankly if you don't know what a bro is you probably are one*

at this point i feared having to actually talk to jason so i mentally checked out of the conversation and tried to avoid andrew and crystal getting hot fudge all over me-andrew because he's a weirdo and likes to throw things at me and crystal is just fucking messy.

Finally the line starts so we go back to work without Jason luckily and the rest of the day passed uneventfully.