yesterday the awkwardness continued...

as i predicted this jason issue is not going away, the day was going along as usual when tim and jerry came over and this conversation happened:

me "look you guys need to accept that this jason thing isn't going to happen. i'm not interested. he's not tall enough."

tim "what height has nothing to do with it-it's what's inside that counts"

jerry "yeah don't judge a book by it's cover, you have to open it up, read the subtitles"

tim "i mean what isn't there to like about jason? his parents have a lot of money, his dad's a mechanic so he will fix your car and he still looks good and he's 50 so he'll look better with age, he has a sister you an go shopping with, he's built like a bull and he has a big screen"

jerry "yeah i mean it's not his fault he has 2inches of hair on his back, you won't have to buy winter clothes"

me *pause for blushing and laughter and disgust covered in laughter* "oh well a big screen, you should have lead with that..."

jerry "oh look you are blushing! ok come on i'll pay for dinner, i'll even spring for a limo to pick you up"

me "um no and do i look like a girl that needs a limo?"

tim "well fine go for a picnic, you can pitch a pop-tent"